This is a picture I did not take

of a man crouching low inside the dark of his garage, holding a garden hose, looking like a soldier staring down an invisible enemy, his finger on the hose's trigger, crouching to stealthily peek through the side door of his garage, through which he aimed the hose, occasionally arcing a powerful stream of water thirty feet in the air, to surprise and discourage the steady stream of men relieving themselves on his bushes and fence, which happened to adjoin a darkened parking lot just off the main strip where revelers celebrated their weekend of Gay Pride in San Francisco, 2006.