This is a picture I did not take

of a woman driving a car, steering with her right hand while talking on her cellphone, which she held in her left, pressed against her left ear, while simultaneously clutching (with her left pinky and ring finger) a double-scoop ice cream cone, which (while she waited for traffic to clear so she could make her turn) was melting onto the phone and dripping onto her hair and her ear in the unexpectedly hot middle of a spring afternoon.