This is a picture I did not take

of a man running in front of mid-morning freeway traffic, his right hand clutching a closed, plaid umbrella, his left hand gripping the handle of a hamster cage (complete with spinning-wheel and water bottle) in which the hamster is attempting to scale one of the cage's walls, and in doing so, throws the cage off-balance, which tilts the cage in the man's grip, forcing him to adjust as he dodges the traffic, his plaid umbrella arm higher to compensate for the shifting hamster who's getting close to the cage's ceiling, and closer to the man's left hand, gripping the handle of a hamster cage amid honking traffic on a mid-morning freeway off-ramp.