This is a picture I did not take

of a bedazzled maroon Ford Taurus with raised gold letters on the lid of the trunk spelling "MR. PERFECT"; one night on my way home I noticed the "P" had fallen-off (making Mr. Perfect less-than-perfect) and the next morning, as soon as the sun was up, I went to photograph Mr. Erfect's trunk, only to find the P had been promptly recovered and replaced.